NeverlanderDeevee

soo i was looking around on tumblr and i found this quote… i didn’t know it but this pretty much answers a lot. can’t explain it but here it is,

” it’s hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but it’s even harder to give up when you know it’s everything you want.”

- unknown author

I’d really like to know who the author is!

the neverlanders are awesome!!!!

So.. I just want to say that I think I have a crush on you. I know I haven’t actually talked.. in person, but I can’t deny it. It sounds like a dumb teen thing but people who know me obviously know that I never ever do this. I could write and get it out of my system but whenever I look at a blank page I see you. I could listen to every song on my ipod but it’s like every song was made for you and me. And I know I don’t like showing my feelings, but I am writing this for the world to know how I feel about you.

Love,

Devina Miller

trublu777:

Fellows, Friends, Comrades,

I am here today writing this letter because I have seen the evil of “the media” rearing its evil head so it may STRIKE. I have heard the tuneless songs that screech in my ears talking about “Paranoid” (Jonas Brothers) and The Climb (Miley Cyrus) and I have read the garbage that is Twilight that is being instilled into the minds of americans today..They ask, why have Americans lost their intellegence? How have they begun to become one of the dumbest places in the nation? I’ll tell you why, because of books like twilight with no depth with songs like paranoid that nearly mock a serious condition with Robert Pattinson who promotes stupidity and Kirsten Stewart who promotes drug abuse and cigaretes this is why America has fallen.. Ive created a time line of what is happening to th U.S: (ten year intervals and hypothetical)

2009-Twilight fans, slightly rabbid and angry insane-ish creating SMALL cults. Harmless. (or is it?)

2019-There is nearly a cult for every type of “disney thing” or “Vampire-esq thing” more vampire or supernatural boy books are written and teenage girls will no longer want anything to do with “real men” and theyll start a riot. Maybe they’ll gang together and start trying to kill regular boys? I dont know…Or they’ll try to make regular boys the way they want them to be and if they dont comply theyll leave them

Now the seriousness begins in 2029 this is an either or

2029-EITHER. Girls will have national churches for these beings and worship them while being celebate waiting for theyre dream guy. Meanwhile, guys arent getting married, children arent being made and by the year 2300 theyre will be no more humans on earth cuz we will have all died out

2029-OR Girls will be so fed up with guys not being like “Joe Jonas” or “Edward Cullen” or “random sappy book charachter” They will go on killing sprees. Middle age women will no longer be kind house wives and they will begin to become assasins of men…women will create androids and try to make artificial sperm for babies…it doesnt really work out and the androids UNDOUBTABLY kill us ALL and rip us apart.

Now this could happen in 2029 or after the midnight showing of new moon. Or never if we all just stop the down fall of society.

I will be making a documentary with my colleages about how serious this is…please…i will post it to tumblr and my facebook..please watch..this is a letter of peace because if we “normal functioning humans” become violent, we will be no better than the fan girls who make up this society

Please Take head of our nations downfall and find out what you can do to help by posting complaints of simply stating “no.” “i will not be a slave to twilight.”

Thank You,

Morgan McCloud

funny quotes:

” a word to the wise ain’t necessary- it’s the stupid ones that need advice”

- bill cosby

“If Harry Potter’s so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.”

- frankie boyle

“time is a great teacher,  but unfortunately it kills all its pupils”

-louis hector berliozlou lou

“behind every successful man is  a surprised woman.”

-Maryon pearson

“if barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?”

” if love is blind why is lingerie so popular?”

“one of the great things about books is sometimes there are fantastic pictures.”

- george W. bush

.. to be continued!.. maybe